Roller derby player told by friends: “You don’t talk enough about roller derby!”

Epic Fay, of the Giggleswick Rollers, has been told off by her non-derby friends for not talking enough about roller derby.

Linda Heap, a friend of Epic Fay, commented: “It is very disappointing. I was looking forward to hearing all about this magical world of unicorns, empowerment, and finding yourself, at every minute of every day. But Fay doesn’t really talk about roller derby that much.”

Mike Stork, a work colleague of Fay found himself equally disappointed. “I was hoping that Fay would constantly switch the conversation topic to roller derby. But it hasn’t really happened.” Frustrated at the lack of lecturing, Mike has even resorted to asking. inane questions about derby, including “Where is the ball?” or “So, you elbow each other off the track?”.

Fay explained: “Yeah, roller derby is great and all. But when it comes down to it, it’s just something I do a few evenings a week. My real passion is slack lining. Oh, you haven’t heard of it? It’s so great! Let me tell you all about it”

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