Take an exclusive look at an advert that is usually only distributed to the most elite of roller derby players.
Read on to see how this roller derby league recruits high level transfers.
Are you an elite roller derby player?
Do you play to win?
Do you want to be part of a team who aim to be the best in the world?
Then come and join Derpshire Roller Derby!
We guarantee: A spot on our All Star roster!
We will provide you with everything you need to make your transition as smooth as possible:
Do you need a job, a flat, partner(s), food and money to ease your transition?
We have you covered!
Derpshire is an expensive city, but do not worry!
We will provide you with a flat in central Derpshire with easy access to our venues, including a team gym with state of the art equipment and a luxury spa. You will also be provided with a personal masseuse, physio and nutritionist.
Interested in joining us?
Just talk to one of our recruiters at a derby even near you and discuss your needs.
Worried about time and commitments?
There is no need to worry; our All Stars team operate a zero attendance policy.
Can’t or won’t make practice? Just turn up for the bouts!
Also, no league committee work required!
(We have B-team players to do that for you.)
It remains to be seen how this approach will affect Derpshire Roller Derby’s progression through this year’s competitive season.