An ode to the toes of a roller derby player

This little piggy’s nail has died and gone away.

This little piggy turned black and blue and bent one day.

This little piggy went wonky breaking-in my new skates.

This little piggy has a giant blister that it hates.

This little piggy fell victim to my toe stop-heavy session.

This little piggy needs to be taped up to make a good impression.

This little piggy is nothing but a hammer toe.

This little piggy’s nail is hanging on for dear life so.

This little piggy got stomped on at the game in Rome

This little piggy was broken in half during my yoga cross training and went wee wee wee all the way home.

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